They call him Jikan —a stick-figure skeleton with Goku’s hair and Piccolo’s antenna. He has no moveset. Only one attack: It deletes the opponent’s character model, then the background, then the timer. The match continues in a white void until the Saturn overheats.

The Z Warriors Beta isn’t a game. It’s a memory leak in reality—a proof-of-concept that glitched into a myth. And somewhere, in a white void on a dead console, a stick-figure with Goku’s hair is still waiting. Not to fight. Not to win. Just to be remembered.

The roster is skeletal: Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Vegeta, Trunks, and a single villain—Cell (Perfect Form). No Frieza. No Buu. No health bars that work correctly. The backgrounds are grey-box voids with jpegs of Namek’s sky stapled to the horizon. But the feel —the weight of a Kamehameha colliding with a Barrier—is unlike anything else.

One player, a teenager in Ohio named Miles, finds more. He disables the Saturn’s cartridge slot mid-crash. Jikan’s model corrupts further—into a wireframe sphere with a single, blinking eye. The eye has a health bar. A thousand points. When Miles attacks it, the game whispers. Not audio. A text string, flickering in the corner of the screen: “So you found the garden. Now water it.” Miles’s save file is replaced with a single kanji: 待 (Wait). The game never boots again.