Trampa-22 1x4 (4K 2024)

Let's address the elephant in the room:

Enter the . Officially known as the "Trampa 1x4 14ply 35deg," this deck looks like someone took a full-size MTB deck, fed it steroids, and then shrank it in the wash. It’s wide, it’s angled, and it looks seriously aggressive.

Because the wheelbase is essentially just the length of your trucks (plus a few inches), the board responds instantly. With standard longboards, you shift your weight, wait a beat, then turn. On the 1x4, you think about turning, and you are doing a U-turn.

The Trampa 1x4: Is This "Mini-Monster" the Ultimate Urban Carver?

But is it just a novelty, or is this the ultimate short-distance carver? I’ve been riding one for a month. Here is the honest take.

It is terrible for commuting (you feel every vibration), but incredible for sliding and pivoting around city obstacles. You won't go 30mph, but you will have a smile on your face at 18mph.

It is incredibly "pumpable." You can generate speed on flat ground just by wiggling your hips. However, at speed (anything over 15mph), it gets sketchy . There is no room for error. A speed wobble on a 40" board is scary; a speed wobble on this deck feels like riding a pogo stick off a curb.

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