Then Jas, who is secretly a genius disguised as a girl who collects ceramic frogs, said: “What if we reverse-engineer it? We spy on couples who are good snoggers and take notes.”
— Georgia xxx P.S. Angus the cat just walked over my notebook and sat on the “lip balm” section. That’s a sign. Probably. --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm
So I texted the Ace Gang.
Status: Dying of humiliation. Again.